So, i am lesbian, and i finally got a girlfriend, what do i do now?
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find the chalice
The lovely, talented @anarchycox commissioned me to draw Geralt and Jaskier from her fanfic, The Courting Season – here’s the summary:
Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.
And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!
Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.
A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn’t mean he’ll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.
If you haven’t already, go read her hilarious and adorable fic!
Thank you for the commission :)
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I’m so dramatic that when I saw my friend for the first time in real life tonight at a party, I didn’t just say “it’s me.” I waved to him and said “do you know who I am?” and ofc he said no. I said my name and he looked at me like he saw the ghost of a long lost loved one and then he ran to me and hugged me
❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It’s free and they can’t stop you.
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The young Proust once wrote to Hahn:
“I want you to always be by my side but as a disguised God, that no mortal would recognize.”
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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they’ve been cursed to live in water
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now that jaskier is canonically queer my big ask for part 2 is that he’ll acknowledge that he was in love with geralt for like…a really long time. over 20 years. i’m down for him being over geralt now and i’m super curious with what they’re going to do with radskier but i just really want the show to own up to the fact that they DEFINITELY spent two seasons writing him as in love with geralt. if he says it to geralt’s face i will kiss joey batey on the mouth
Damn, the antis are just so vindicated by that one sentence, huh?
I’m feeling pretty vindicated that it was bullcrap if the puppy dog eyes towards Geralt is anything to go by. Not to mention the never-ending songs towards Geralt, the heartbreak on the mountain. The little.. how about we get away from the toxic witch together? Just you and me? I’m just trying to work out what pleases me, as he looks nervous and downtrodden.
The breakup song.
Getting tortured by Rience, even when he knew where Kaer Morhen might be located. When he knew SOME of Geralts weaknesses, and had other information that Rience could have used, but chose not to tell.
After singing Burn Witcher Burn..he looks sad…hurt. And that’s why Rience took him btw, he probably figured since Geralt jilted Jaskier that the information would flow freely. Yeah, no.
Hated Yennefer. Probably has resentment, even if he doesn’t realize it.
But yeah, all the pining looks and songs written from his broken heart, it’s platonic. His confession in season 1, asking Geralt to RUNAWAY with him. But, yeah, take to heart one statement when Jaskiers known to lie to protect himself. 🤷♀️